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Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can

Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can

Can I smoke a little weed?
No, no, no
Can I waste money on a deed?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I pop a few pills?
No, no, no
Can I live in Beverly Hills?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I pop a few tabs?
No, no, no
Can I pledge allegiance to the flag?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get a good job?
No, no, no
Can I get another corrupt cop?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get a raise in the minimum wage?
No, no, no
Can I live my life in a stinking cage?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get a new library?
No, no, no
Can I get a new oil refinery?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I see an indie flick?
No, no, no
Can I get another oil slick?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I raise up my voice?
No, no, no
Can I hear some more pointless noise?
Yes, yes, yes

Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can

Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can

Can I get a loan for a car?
No, no, no
Can I go fight a meaningless war?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get some real news?
No, no, no
Can I get some real blues?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I hear some new radio?
No, no, no
Can I keep the old status quo?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get a little dome?
No, no, no
Can I keep it real dumb?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get my ass spanked?
No, no, no
Can I get my credit yanked?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I get tied up?
No, no, no
Can I get a red solo cup?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I kiss another man?
No, no, no
Can I eat dinner from a can?
Yes, yes, yes
Can I eat healthy food?
No, no, no
Can I keep being fooled?
Yes, yes, yes

Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can

Can I kick it? No you can't
Can I stick it? No you can't
Can I wile out? No you can't
Can I sell out? Yes you can