“Wesley Willis,” by Professor Rex
 Wesley Willis made a lot of records 
They rocked 
He was my kind of guy 
I loved him like a milkshake
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis
He whupped Batman's ass 
Then he whupped Spider-man's ass 
If he hated you, he'd tell you to 
Suck a polar bear's funky ass
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis
He loved bus rides 
He loved watching trains 
He loved to headbutt new friends 
He loved the rock and roll
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis 
Wesley Willis
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago 
Wheaties, the Breakfast of Champions
