Thou shalt not steal if there is a direct victim
Thou shalt not worship pop idols or follow lost prophets
Thou shalt not take the names of Johnny Cash, Joe Strummer, Janis Joplin, Jam Master Jay, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix or Joan Jett in vain
Thou shalt not think any male over the age of thirty that plays with a child that is not their own is a pedophile
Some people are just nice
Thou shalt not read Rolling Stone
Thou shalt not stop liking a band just because they've become popular
Thou shalt not question George Carlin
Thou shalt not judge a book by its cover
Thou shalt not judge Lethal Weapon by Danny Glover
Thou shalt not buy Coca Cola products
Thou shalt not buy Nestle products
Thou shalt not go into the woods with your boyfriend's best friend, take drugs, and cheat on him
Thou shalt not fall in love so easily
Thou shalt not use poetry, art or music to get into girls pants
Use it to get into their hearts
Thou shalt not watch Jersey Shore
Thou shalt not attend an open mic and leave as soon as you've done your shitty little poem or song, you self-righteous prick!
Thou shalt not return to the same club or bar, week in, week out, just cause you once saw a girl there that you fancied that you're never gonna fucking talk to anyway
Thou shalt not put musicians and recording artists on ridiculous pedestals, no matter how great they are or were
The Beatles were just a band
Led Zeppelin, just a band
The Supremes, just a band
The Ramones, just a band
Metallica, just a band
GNR, just a band
Minor Threat, just a band
The Go Gos were just a band
Pearl Jam, just a band
Nirvana, just a band
Public Enemy, just a band
NWA, just a band
Destiny's Child, just a band
The Jackson Five, just a band
Fleetwood Mac, just a band
Your favorite band, is just a band
Thou shalt give equal worth to tragedies that occur in non-English speaking countries as to those that occur in English speaking countries
Thou shalt remember that guns, strippers and money were never part of the five elements and never will be
Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
Thou shall not make repetitive, generic music
Thou shalt not make repetitive, generic music
Thou shalt not pimp my ride
Thou shalt not shake me all night long
Thou shalt stop believin’
Thou shalt not make some noise for Detroit
When I say hey, thou shalt not say ho
When I say hip, thou shalt not say hop
When I say, he say, she say, we say, make some noise
Kill me
Ah, I forgot where I was, hang on
Thou shalt not get low or wobble
Thou shalt not shake it like a Polaroid picture
Thou shalt not wish your girlfriend was a freak, like me
Thou shalt not put your hands in the air
Thou shalt not wave them like you just don't care
Thou shalt not hate someone because of what they look like or where they were born
Thou shalt not force others to live their life they way you wish you lived your life
Thou shalt not stand for the national anthem
Thou shalt not make American great again
Make it greater than it ever was before
And most importantly of all
Thou shalt always
Thou shalt always
Kill

(Original by Dan Le Sac v. Scroobius Pip)