Tallanasty

 I'm going back to Tally, Tally, Tally
I'm going back to Tally, Nah, I don't think so

Born and raised just South of Hell
I come from the place where the douchebags dwell
Tearing everyone down to boost themselves up
They eat from my plate, they drink from my cup

It's a great place to go to school
It's a better place to act a fool
It's a bad place to find a wife
It's a worse place to find a life

Go to a football game, a frat house, the strip
The same motherfuckers always on my tip
Few dudes in town are my type of man
Take a closer look at their type of plan

Get drunk, get high
Get drunk, get high
Get drunk, get high
Get drunk, get high

Lifers say it's awesome, don't start believin' it
The best thing about the town is when you're leavin' it
You can erase it from the map, I won't be grievin' it
Yo Tallanasty, I'm pet peevin' it

Different day, same shit
Monotony that just won't quit
Like a boy band without a hit
Like Harry Potter without the golden snitch

The Mondays are Blue
Tuesdays, Wednesdays are the Bomb
Thursdays are for the Birds
And the weekends are long

The repetition will eat your brain
The repetition will drive you insane
The repetition will leave you stressed
The repetition will make you depressed

The repetition will eat your brain
The repetition will drive you insane
The repetition will leave you stressed
The repetition will make you depressed

Lifers say it's awesome, don't start believin' it
The best thing about the town is when you're leavin' it
You can erase it from the map, I won't be grievin' it
Yo Tallanasty, I'm pet peevin' it

Not a single damn thing for you to do
Unless you find the right friends, find the right crew
But Sooner or later, they'll find better things
Find a bigger city, find better dreams

If you love tasty food, you're in the wrong town
Terrible motherfuckers end up wearing the crown
The whole place is run by bozo clowns
Like bowling pins, they'll knock your shit down

Little people telling little lies
Little people living little lives
Little people copping little highs
Little people under little skies

My advice to people of merit
Get a ticket out and please don't tear it
Get the fuck out, I fucking swear it
There ain't no way to grin and bear it

Lifers say it's awesome, don't start believin' it
The best thing about the town is when you're leavin' it
You can erase it from the map, I won't be grievin' it
Yo Tallanasty, I'm pet peevin' it