“Short Stop,” by Professor Rex
 Late at night, I'm sparkin 
Name checkin fucking Barry Larkin 
I'm too short to stop 
I'd rather flip burgers, than turn pop 
My style might just might flip flop 
Do a little punk, a little hip hop 
I'mma keep pumping that shit nonstop 
I love when the bass goes drop 
The common people are my friends 
I'm reading books by Howard Zinn 
People's history is my story 
Fighting the rich is our glory 
Goldilocks eatin that porridge 
Getting your vinyl outta storage 
Radio tunes are too boring 
I'm gettin up early while you're snoring 
Hip hop music starting up a fire 
Doing a buddy comedy with Richard Pryor 
Running off the rails like a Silver Streak 
Late at night you come out like a freak 
All my foes actin kinda liar liar 
All you sucka MCs should call me sire 
Gonna put you in a tomb like Egypt 
Lookin like that dude in Tales From the Crypt 
You're sad, mad, bad, you ain't even a fad 
You're rude, crude, lewd, you're fuckin up my mood 
You're whack, stank, rank, go crank your yank 
I'll speed this shit up to shut your shit down  
I never do
Not my style
Don't worry
Okay maybe a little
Lyrics blasting like strappers 
No need for other rappers 
That never ever be ripping 
Spitting crap when they writing 
Pop bullshit I ain't liking 
Women finding me striking 
Conquer you like a viking 
Potent flows I be making and	 
All them asses I'm shaking and	 
Never baking nor caking 
Not even when toking 
I'm a giant of joking 
Of showing and growing 
Of floating and flowing 
Of rapping and rhyming 
Never simple like Simon 
I'm your eat all your pie m'am 
Glowing like diamonds 
Get get get get get goodbye man 
Hit hit hit hit hit the sky man	 
Flip flip flip flop and a fly man 
Never gonna stop man 
I am my own main man 
Don't want no fans like Stan man 
Don't wanna hafta go HAM man 
But I am a one man clan man	 
This Jenga will never crash man 
But I am a one man band man 
Fresh when I fly across the land man 
There's a moose in your house 
Don't give a mouse a cookie 
There's a star on your blouse 
Spock made me a Trekkie 
I ain't a journeyman 
But look I ain't a rookie 
Once you fathom my flow 
You'll be a junkie 
Drop the glass of brass monkey, get funky 
Learn like me in the place to be 
I'm smarter than a new starter  
I got skills, they're multiplyin' 
Jealousy got you losin control   
