Walking through the forest at Tom Brown Park, yo
Whip out my galaxy, Playing Pokemon Go
My phone is red, my name's not Fred
A mother flipping branch falls on my head
Suddenly, looking at me, I see Pikachu
He's peeking at me, not peeking at you
I'm instantly in, a magical forest
Slinging pokeballs, I'm all for this
As a Pokemon trainer, catching Pokemon
Squirtle, Snivey, Fletchling and Magneton
What is that, a Ratatat
ratatatatatatatat

Pika, pika, we gotta go go
Pac man, Pac man, yo yo
I didn't mean, to take your girl
Ate that mushroom and grow you know

I fall through a portal, now I'm in a maze
Ms. Pac Man flies by, catching my gaze
Mr. Pac Man following close behind
I follow them, that yellow lady on my mind
Pac Man gets mad, acts real bad, eats me
It's dark inside, now I'm in spacey
No, I'm in a space ship, call me Captain Kirk
Fighting alien spaceships, all these dudes is jerks
I shoot one down and now there's two of me
Like Galaga, I got blasted by them space bees
I crash into a spaceship, lost my grip
I'm in the warp zone and now I'm a fish

Pika, pika, we gotta go go
Pac man, Pac man, yo yo
I didn't mean, to take your girl
Ate that mushroom and grow you know

Mario swims by, throwing fireballs
Where's my friend, Squiddy Squid ward
But I'm a flying fish, word, leap out of the water
Where's Princess Peach? I got her.
Take her to a party, with that dude Bowser
Luigi comes in and starts a hassle
Shoot my princess is in another castle
Mario's back and he's here to fight me

I have the urge to hurt him, get flippy
But something something, bonks me on the head
Now I'm under a tree branch, need to go to bed
All I was doing was playing Pokemon go, stop
Wait, what's that?
Pika, Pika

Pika, pika, we gotta go go
Pac man, Pac man, yo yo
I didn't mean to take your girl
Ate that mushroom and grow you know