“No More Battle Raps,” by Professor Rex
 I've written hundreds of rhymes attacking whack rappers, AK strappers 
Or bragging and boasting on my skills, see 
But I'm done going after MCs, anyone can see 
Those types of words, while fun, get nothing done 
I'm gonna focus my talents on making changes, elevating the game 
Musically, politically, personally, philosophically 
But that's going to wait till after I'm done singing this song 
It might be wrong, but I'm gonna use the rest of my battle rhymes in these versus 
These curses, then I'll move on, but wait a bit, this won't take long  
The differential between you and me is consequential 
And I won't keep its potential confidential 
Time is over for me to be deferential  
About the exponential, existential difference in our credentials 
It's essential that you understand the potential 
Of the influential rhymes I write 
You need to be reverential 
Realize that you're inconsequential 
But it's not your fault you ain't influential 
I listened to your entire album and I had a boregasm 
I get it, you're sad 
I'm glad you realize that in order to be more civilized 
You need not demonize or falsely try to equalize 
But you can't get there alone 
So let me bust a few bars until you're hypnotized 
And you visualize where real hip hop lies  
You're clogging up the airwaves with ignorant shit 
You're disrespecting women with ignorant hits 
You're not just insane, your insanable 
Your rhymes aren't just in vain 
They're unstable, they're mislabeled 
You fell from the top like Tiger Woods 
But the worst part is you never even had the goods 
So I hear you're the king of New York 
Great city, but it's one city 
Come back when you're king of a hemisphere or two, true? 
I could give you a humblebrag 
Save your feelings 
Let you think you have swag 
That your brain isn't bleeding 
That your mind isn't slag 
And a rhyme doctor isn't what you're needing  
You think you're all Gangnam style 
But you're more like Psy 
People seem to like you 
But they don't know why 
I'm not gonna say your name, like you were Voldemort 
When it comes to luxury verses, you're Polo Sport 
You need to go to a hip hop Hogwart's and learn some magic 
Before you jump on stage and learn your life is tragic 
You don't know when to quit, you're an afterclap 
Go visit Urban Dictionary if you don't understand that 
You're the bizarro Jay-Z, the opposite of hustlin 
I know your tired and scared, you keep on strugglin 
People hear your first 140 characters and don't need to hear more 
They're done, regardless of what you thought you had in store 
I've had it with these motherfuckin fakes on these motherfuckin mics 
You're so green, you need training wheels on your lyrical bikes  
They say that nobody beats the Biz 
But you can't even beat the Wiz 
To you Black and Yellow is about as complex as 
A French version of Inception is 
There's no there there, like your name was Whitewater 
Changing your style like a Rorschach ink blotter 
You remind me of MC Karl Rove 
You rhyme like Barack Obama bowls 
You just found out your girlfriend sucked 37 dicks in a row 
But not yours, you know, I know it's not funny, like MC Run 
You're so talented your Jenga tower is crashing down on block one 
I'ma beat you like Obama playing basketball 
You won't even try to win 
Taking it easy, you don't wanna fall 
Scared to be crushed by all this 
I don't even need the Secret Service  
You dropping block rhymes as exciting as Tetris squares 
If you're a Facebook post, you got like two shares 
Eatin dots like Pac-Man, your rhymes are wac man 
People playing my songs like Guitar Hero 
Your total Reverb Nation plays are stuck at zero 
I see your name when I Google most annoying sounds in the world 
You are to hip hop what Coke Zero is to squirrels 
When it comes to you, RSS means "really stupid songs" 
You rap like high jumpers suck bongs 
I'd say you're dumb like Jar Jar Binks 
But I don't want to insult Jar Jar, let's think 
Your songs are like the prequels 
Mine are like the sequel 
I'm striking back like the Empire 
But there's no Return if you're the Jedi 
But I know you want to capture my fire    
