A little change in my pocket
Going jing-a-ling-aling
Call you on the telephone
And give you ring
But each time you drink
It's the same old thing
You're always grabbing all the women
With them drunk-ass hands
What the fuck you gotta say for yourself
Ain't got the time, put your excuses on the shelf
You need yourself some rehab with no fail
Before you end up in jail with no bail
An accidental predator, I never heard of ya
To your excuses, I'm a murderer
That's not how your mama raised ya
And you sure ain't no saint or no savior
You gotta respect every single woman
Apologize and make resitution
You think you're a good guy on the inside
But here that kinda bullshit doesn't fly
You aren't who you think you are
You are what you do and who you do it to
You can't stop yourself from getting FUBAR drunk
And grabbing on women like some kinda punk
A little change in my pocket
Going jing-a-ling-aling
Call you on the telephone
And give you a ring
But each time you drink
It's the same old thing
You're always grabbing all the women
With them drunk-ass hands
Keep your hands to yourself
Your hands to yourself
Keep your hands to yourself
Your hands to yourself
If you can't handle it, don't take a drink
And if you're man enough
Get to the sink
Splash some holy water
on your unholy face
And dive head first into the drunk tank
You gotta pull yourself outta the gene pool
Stop being a dick, being a fool
You might be ok if you get ahold of yourself
Stop grabbing the ladies and get yourself some help
You don't have to be this kind of asshole
But getting drunk is no excuse, though
Stay the hell away from all the women
And turn down the volume on the drinking
You're probably a good guy somewhere underneath
But no one gives a fuck, cuz you're always drunk
Drooling on yourself, you got wandering hands
If you don't turn it down, you'll come to a bad end
A little change in my pocket
Going jing-a-ling-aling
Call you on the telephone
And give you a ring
But each time you drink
It's the same old thing
You're always grabbing all the women
With them drunk-ass hands
Keep your hands to yourself
Your hands to yourself
Keep your hands to yourself
Your hands to yourself
Keep Your Hands To Yourself