I was totin’ my pack along the dusty Beltway
When along came a semi with a canvas covered load
"If you're goin' to D.C., Rex, with me you can ride"
I climbed into the cab and I settled down inside
He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand
I said, "Listen, I've traveled every road in this here land"

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Crossed those deserts bare, man
Breathed that mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere

I’ve been to
Hogwart's, Cybertron, Metropolis and Earthsea
Brigadoon, Agrestic, Jericho and Pawnee
Port Charles, Riverdale, Smallville, Stars Hollow
Sunnydale, Narnia, Krypton and Skull Island
Homeworld, Wayward Pines, Twin Peaks, El Dorado
Oz
Andoria
Gotham City
Is real shitty

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Crossed those deserts bare, man
Breathed that mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere

I’ve been to
Cabot Cove, Camden Couty, Mega City One
Holly Oaks, Mayberry, Melonville and Shelbyville
Springfield, Tatooine, Dagobah and Mouseville
Kakrafoon, Bespin, Vulcan and Jakku
Xandar, Wakanda and the Savage Land
Alderaan
Got a tan
M-C-U
I love you

I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere
Crossed those deserts bare, man
Breathed that mountain air, man
Of travel I've had my share, man
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere

I’ve been to
Erewhon, Herland, Freeland and Walden
Atlantis, Lilliput, Oceana and Azeroth
Al Qadim, Greyhawk, Blackmoor and Discworld
Krynn, Eberron, Faerun and Freeport
Kalamar, Lankhmar, Ravenloft and Middle Earth
Emerald City
Neverland
Westeros
It's the most

I've been almost everywhere, man
I've been almost everywhere
Crossed planet Hoth bare, man
Breathed that N’avi air, man
Never forget to take a towel, man
I've been everywhere, man
I've been everywhere

(Original by Johnny Cash)