“Cellophane,” by Professor Rex
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I'm Stephen King, I'm Drew Barrymore, hotter 
I'm like Prodigy, I'm a firestarter 
What comes around won't go around 
Not when I'm in town 
Not when I'm on stage 
This ain't the 90s 
This is Rex's age 
The Age of Rex 
Like an X-men crossover 
You don't know what's gonna happen till it's over 
Complicated but ultimately righteous 
You can try, but you can't fight this 
You can't write, but you might try to bite this 
This is easy, took just minutes to scribe this 
I'm murdering this shit like Aaron Hernandez 
I'm painting pictures like I invented canvas 
When I Google my own name it says "did you mean dope MC" 
Listen while you can, only a few more months before I stop giving you this shit for free 
Time for the chorus, put on your shades 
Or you'll be blinded by how bright this is  
Boom, I'm ragged and rugged and ripping a rhyme 
Tagging and tugging, committing a crime 
Dragging and digging, dropping a dime 
Flagging and fucking, flipping these lines  
I'll judge a cover by its book 
After I take a second look 
I am my own second opinion 
I'm a warlord, not a minion 
I'm the best at what I do 
But what I do ain't nice 
Unless I want to be 
Then I'm nice at that, too, see 
From the beginning to the end 
I don't quit until you're through 
Like a 15th century battle rapper, you're all thou's and thy's 
But you can't handle the hows and why's, you're all about to cry 
My whole life's been red lights & red signs 
Always walking a path plagued with land mines 
The roads I travel were always been blocked 
The doors I approach were forever locked 
But no more 
Gandhi said 
First they ignore you 
Then they laugh at you 
Then they fight you 
Then you win 
Fuck that shit 
I just win  
Boom, I'm ragged and rugged and ripping a rhyme 
Tagging and tugging, committing a crime 
Dragging and digging, dropping a dime 
Flagging and fucking, flipping these lines  
Boom, I'm ragged and rugged and ripping a rhyme 
Tagging and tugging, committing a crime 
Dragging and digging, dropping a dime 
Flagging and fucking, flipping these lines  
I'm ragged and rugged and ripping a rhyme 
Tagging and tugging, committing a crime 
Dragging and digging, dropping a dime 
Flagging and fucking, flipping these lines   
