“Acronymity,” by Professor Rex
 Your songs are like an FAQ 
Frequently avoided quips 
You're not cool, you're not hip 
You're what Family Circus is to comic strips 
When it comes to words, I'm the CEO 
Chief elecution officer 
Man of many raps, man of the masses 
I'm the one the people foster 
It's not a compliment when I say you have a high IQ 
Ignorance quotient 
That's what I mean, wishing you were winning like Charlie Sheen 
Get your brain straight, your flow's bent 
When I start writing rhymes, I'm DOA 
Dope on arrival 
I'm on a quest that's tribal, a revival 
No matter what they throw at me, my skillset is survival
You're shackled by fear of other people's police (OPP) 
Your sex life is ruled by other people's pornography (OPP) 
You live your life by other peoples philosophies (OPP) 
You sold your life for other people's pennies (OPP)
I compare me to you and I'm LMFAO 
Living my fucking ass off 
I don't sleep, I don't quit, I don't lose, true 
You ain't ill, you're sick, cough 
I look at my rhyme book and it's full of MILF 
Music I'd like to fuck 
My shit's so fly it makes my dick hard 
Your skills? I don't want to insult the word suck 
Your one rule of thumb is ABC 
Always be choking 
Too much toking, too much smoking 
You try to be serious, you've gotta be joking 
Not to brag, but I'm a wannabe SOB 
Son of Biggie 
You figure I ain't, you figure I won't 
Only the GOATs can judge me, you see
You're shackled by fear of other people's police (OPP) 
Your sex life is ruled by other people's pornography (OPP) 
You live your life by other peoples philosophies (OPP) 
You sold your life for other people's pennies (OPP)
I read every line you wrote and you should be in the ADA 
American Dumbass Association 
Your ignorant affliction is infectious 
No exaggeration, your stupidity is beyond oversimplification 
The only item on my menu is BLT 
Beats, lyrics, truth 
At least two mixtapes a year 
Filled with shit you can't comprehend, proof 
Your bars led to the founding MADD 
Mothers Against Dope Deficiency 
You haven't sufficiently developed your proficiency 
You aren't as effective or efficient as me 
Every sentence I spit is filled with BBW 
Big beautiful words 
I flow for men, I flow for ladies 
I flow for dummies, I flow for nerds
You're shackled by fear of other people's police (OPP) 
Your sex life is ruled by other people's pornography (OPP) 
You live your life by other peoples philosophies (OPP) 
You sold your life for other people's pennies (OPP)
When I'm murdering the mic, I'm all JFK 
Just fucking killing 
Thrilling like MJ, a villain like Nas 
Filling your mind like a PhD in spitting 
The more I heard you, the more I think you're ASAP 
As stupid as Palin 
Whatever you do, whatever you try 
Whatever you think you can, you're failin 
I'm not BCE, I'm BECR 
Before the era of common rappers 
Doing this shit since Flash was on vinyl 
Before you were even playing with trains from Lionel 
Like everyone else, I'm complaining about your HMO 
Horrible musical output 
Inch by inch, you suck, meter by meter 
Yard by yard, you're weak, foot by foot
You're shackled by fear of other people's police (OPP) 
Your sex life is ruled by other people's pornography (OPP) 
You live your life by other peoples philosophies (OPP) 
You sold your life for other people's pennies (OPP)
