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We're going King County, Whatcom and Skagit,
What the heck's a Snohomish, silly rabit
Going to Redmond on the 405
Mountains in the back, pretty nice drive

Drinking green tea, Monster, Red Bull, Red Hook
We've got Markos autographing shirts and books
Gang's at Pomegrante, dammit
Costs too much, I can't stand it

We're getting Fatburger, gyros, Taco Time,
Blazing bagel, Zeek's, Herfy's, Five Guys
If you go Jade Dragon get me the prawns
Lunch or dinner, Mario's eating Jimmy Johns

People-powered, don't stand alone
We got over 9,000 donors
Grassroots vs. the elite
Wait, Farley's eating call sheets

We got a basketball hoop in the back drive
After working all day, time to exercise
At the end of the day I'm making 50 (sample) shots
At the end of the day I'm making 50 (sample) shots

We got interns in the kitchen getting their call on
And they ain't leaving till Crystal says they're done
Working 9 hour, 10 hour, 12 hour days
If we win this thing, we deserve a raise

No wonder the mainstream media's in danger
The best local paper is the freaking Stranger
One real reporter in the whole damned town
It ain't that Joel Connelly clown

Tashi's sleeping in, Katie's having car trouble
Alex is on smoke break, Katie's having car trouble
Mario's in bed by 10, Katie's having car trouble
Parker's having car trouble, Katie's having car trouble

Tashi's up in Lyden, I'm on Facebook
Alex's phone's ringing, I'm still on Facebook
Mario's conducting trains, I'm still on Facebook
Katie, Parker big bucks, Darcy hates Facebook

We got a basketball hoop in the back drive
After working all day, time to exercise
At the end of the day I'm making 50 (sample) shots
At the end of the day I'm making 50 (sample) shots

Robocalls running all day long
Dialog by Sorkin not Cheech & Chong
Don't waste cash, yard signs don't vote
Middle-class Suzan went to Choate?

Call sheets, call time, ActBlue, YouTube
DFA, what did Darshan say?
Adam Smith wrote the constitution?
That e-mail ain't fit for distribution

What is DelBene's favorite song
She doesn't know or won't disclose
Koster was Tea Party before it was cool
Laura's mom's SuperPAC, damn that's cruel

Day's over, Hula Hula is where I'll be
Not gonna dance, just karaoke
Drive to Seattle, get lost twice
Were we gonna meet Vanderslice?

We got a basketball hoop in the back drive
After working all day, time to exercise
At the end of the day I'm making 50 (sample) shots
At the end of the day I'm making 50 (sample) shots

(This song was written about the 2012 Darcy Burner for Congress campaign)